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'''Lactose intolerance''' is a condition wherein an individual cannot digest [[lactose]], a [[sugar]] found in [[milk]].  When a lactose intolerant individual ingests any form of milk, he or she will get a stomachache.  Other symptoms include cramps and bloating.  Such individuals do not produce an [[enzyme]] called [[lactase]] that breaks down lactose after weaning.<ref>http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/lactoseintolerance/</ref>
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The proportion of lactose intolerant individuals varies by region on the planet.  99% of [[China|Chinese]] are lactose intolerant, whereas only 10% of [[United States|Americans]] are.  Recent research indicates that lactose intolerance is high where [[cow]]s were not domesticated. <ref>http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/news/070401_lactose</ref>At higher latitudes, lactose intolerance decreases.  As average temperature increases, lactose intolerance increases.<ref>http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/06/050602012109.htm</ref>
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Lactose tolerance is determined by a [[recessive]] [[gene]].  Researchers have recently identified a [[DNA]] [[mutation]] that allows people to tolerate milk.<ref>http://www.foodnavigator.com/news/news-ng.asp?id=42796-scientists-identify-lactose</ref>  Lactose tolerance is often called lactose persistence.
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