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'''Christmas Wrapping'''<ref>Often mistitled as '''Christmas Wrappings'''.</ref> is a popular song by the all-female group The Waitresses.
 
'''Christmas Wrapping'''<ref>Often mistitled as '''Christmas Wrappings'''.</ref> is a popular song by the all-female group The Waitresses.
  
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A humorous take on [[Christmas]], the protagonist has vowed to spend it alone this year.  Her reason is her inability to reconnect with a man she had met at a New Year's party earlier that year, but all attempts failed.
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A humorous take on [[Christmas]], the protagonist has vowed to spend it alone this year.  Her reason is her inability to reconnect with a man she had met at a New Year's party earlier that year, but all attempts throughout the past year failed.
  
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On Christmas Eve, as she's finishing cooking "the world's smallest turkey" (courtesy of [[A&P]]), she realizes she forgot to purchase cranberries.  She runs to the only all-night convenience store, where she meets the man, who had also forgotten to purchase cranberries, and realized that it was meant for them to meet.
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On Christmas Eve, as she's finishing cooking "the world's smallest turkey" (courtesy of [[A&P]]), she realizes she forgot to purchase cranberries.  She runs to the only all-night convenience store, where she meets the man, who had also forgotten to purchase cranberries, and realized that it was meant for them to meet at that time.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 20:45, January 11, 2026

Christmas Wrapping[1] is a popular song by the all-female group The Waitresses.

A humorous take on Christmas, the protagonist has vowed to spend it alone this year. Her reason is her inability to reconnect with a man she had met at a New Year's party earlier that year, but all attempts throughout the past year failed.

On Christmas Eve, as she's finishing cooking "the world's smallest turkey" (courtesy of A&P), she realizes she forgot to purchase cranberries. She runs to the only all-night convenience store, where she meets the man, who had also forgotten to purchase cranberries, and realized that it was meant for them to meet at that time.

References

  1. ↑ Often mistitled as Christmas Wrappings.