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Line 1: − <big>'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''</big>+ − − <center>CHORUS:<br>+ − He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!<br> − Be careful if you get him pissed!<br> − Ass! Teh Assfly!<br> − He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!<br> − Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,<br> − a wiki-er of words making a mess!<br> − He went to Harvard Law,<br> − he’s dull, a major flaw<br> − Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!<br> − He is teh Assfly!<br> − <br> − − NARRATOR (Spoken):<br> − Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?<br> − <br> − − TEH ASSFLY:<br> − I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!<br> − I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!<br> − <br> − − CHORUS:<br> − Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!<br> − <br> − − TEH ASSFLY:<br> − I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!<br> − I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!<br> − I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!<br> − Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!<br> − Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!<br> − Yeah! Yeah!<br> − <br> − − CHORUS:<br> − He is teh Assfly!<br> − <br> − − TEH ASSFLY:<br> − Living like an ass ain't easy!<br> − My Wiki don't seem to need me!<br> − It's gathered up all these huge jerks,<br> − I don't really know 'bout their work<br> − I don't want no vandalizing,<br> − No, I'm just not sympathizing!<br> − Living like an ass ain't easy!<br> − Living like an ass ain't easy!<br> − <br> − − JIMBO WALES (Spoken):<br> − Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!<br> − <br> − − CHORUS:<br> − He is teh Assfly!<br> − </center> − − ==References== − − [http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]
Undo revision 564931 by FranzK (Talk)
A '''fly''' can be used to describe many types of flying [[insects]] of the order diptera (probably from the same [[baramin]]), though it is most often used to mean [[house fly]], a household pest that lays [[eggs]] in [[garbage]] which hatch into [[maggot]]s, the larval stage of flies. Flies are the only insects to have two wings instead of zero or four ("diptera" means "two wings").
[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]]
[[Category:Insects]]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies'']<br>