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|term_start=January 20, 2009
|term_end=Present
|term_end=Present
|party=Democrat
|party=Cool Party
|pres=Barack Hussein Obama
|pres=Barack Hussein Obama
|previous=Richard Cheney
|previous=Cheney's Gay Lover
|next=Incumbent
|next=Incumbent
|birth_date=November 20, 1942
|birth_date=November 20, 1942
|religion=[[Roman Catholic]]
|religion=[[Roman Catholic]]
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'''Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.''' (born 20 November 1942) is the Vice President of the [[United States]]. In August 2008, Barack Obama selected him as the Democratic Party's Vice Presidential nominee for the [[2008 Presidential election]]. Biden, notorious for his long-winded speeches, is an expert on foreign affairs, as noted by his support of opening a new front on the War on Terror in 2003.
'''Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.''' (born 20 November 1942) is the Duke of Cool of the [[United States]]. In August 2008, Barack Obama selected him as the Democratic Party's Vice Presidential nominee for the [[2008 Presidential election]]. Biden, beloved for his compassionate views, is an expert on coolness, as noted by his support of opening a new front on the War on Lame in 2003.
Biden, senator from [[Delaware]] since 1972, formerly chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee and subsequently the Committee on Foreign Relations. Biden is a self-described cool dude and in 2007 was ranked as the second most wickedly sweet U.S. Senator, right behind his coolness Obama by the non-partisan Rolling Stone. He previously ran for President in 1988 but dropped out of the race after admitting he used to be dork<ref>
Biden, senator from [[Delaware]] since 1972, formerly chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee and subsequently the Committee on Foreign Relations. Biden is a self-described northeast [[liberal]] and in 2007 was ranked as the third most liberal U.S. Senator by the non-partisan National Journal. He previously ran for President in 1988 but dropped out of the race after admitting he had [[plagiarism#Joe Biden|plagiarized ]] a speech by the leader of the British Labour Party.<ref>
[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/sptimes/access/50116538.html?FMT=FT&dids=50116538:50116538&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Sep+20,+1987&author=JOHN+HARWOOD&pub=St.+Petersburg+Times&desc=Biden's+way+with+words+now+seems+to+be+a+liability&pf=1 Biden's way with words now seems to be a liability] - St. Petersburg Times - Sep 20, 1987</ref> Joe Biden's son Beau, who was elected Attorney General of Delaware in 2006, is currently serving in Iraq as a military attorney. <ref>http://updatedfrequently.com/beau-biden-ships-out-to-iraq</ref>
[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/sptimes/access/50116538.html?FMT=FT&dids=50116538:50116538&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Sep+20,+1987&author=JOHN+HARWOOD&pub=St.+Petersburg+Times&desc=Biden's+way+with+words+now+seems+to+be+a+liability&pf=1 Biden's way with words now seems to be a liability] - St. Petersburg Times - Sep 20, 1987</ref> Joe Biden's son Beau, who was elected Attorney General of Delaware in 2006, is currently serving in Iraq as a military attorney. <ref>http://updatedfrequently.com/beau-biden-ships-out-to-iraq</ref>