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A '''conservative''' adheres to principles of limited government, personal responsibility and moral values, agreeing with [[George Washington]]'s [[Farewell Address]] that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.<ref>[http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/democrac/49.htm United States Department of State] George Washington, farewell address, 1796</ref><ref>Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary has the following definition of conservative: "tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions : TRADITIONAL"[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/conservative] Therefore, a conservative Christian would be one that tends to adhere to the doctrines of the early Christianity and [[Judeo-Christian]] values.</ref>
A '''conservative''' is someone who illogically follows old and outdated practices and who only care about the rich. They believe in enslaving humanity and eating babies. They do not care about America but only for themselve and are quite evil. They belive in totalitarianism and hate those who are different from themselves. They usually claim to be christian but in actuallity only use that, along with fearmongering, as a means of getting votes.
Specifically, conservatives seek or support:
Specifically, conservatives seek or support:
* [[Classroom prayer]]
* [[Classroom prayer]]
* Prohibition of [[abortion]]
* Prohibition of [[abortion]]
* Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage
* Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage(i.e. they're afraid of gay marriage and those who are most afraid of gays are usually latently gay)
* Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls
* Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls (i.e. they're sexist)
* Laws against pornography
* Laws against pornography(they're so repressed it's also interesting to note that Larry Flint is a Conservative)
* The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms
* The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
* The death penalty
* The death penalty(because that's what Jesus wants you know)
* Parental control of education
* Parental control of education because obviously someone whith no background in education teaching makes sense
* Private medical care and retirement plans
* Private medical care and retirement plans
* Canceling failed social support programs
* Canceling failed social support programs screw them we took their money so why should we help them
* No world government
* No world government because we'll lose our power and that's all that matter
* Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration
* Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration even though we are the one's most likely to hire illegal workers
* Respect for our military ... past and present
* Respect for our military ... past and present because we're too afraid to fight for ourselves and if we disrespect them the may not follow us when we send them to war
* Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]]
* Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]]
* Low taxes, especially for families
* Low taxes, especially for families and even more espeacially for big buisness and the rich because we like a tax system beased on spending not on how much someone makes because we like to hoard money
* Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments)
* Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments)even though under George W. Bush we did more than under any other president in history to strengthen the power of the federal government with things such as the Patriot Act
* A strong national defense
* A strong national defense
*[[Calvin Coolidge]] (1923-1929)
*[[Calvin Coolidge]] (1923-1929)
*[[Dwight D. Eisenhower]] (1953-1961)
*[[Dwight D. Eisenhower]] (1953-1961)
*[[Ronald Reagan]] (1981-1989)
*[[Ronald Wilson Reagan "The Anti-Christ"]] (1981-1989)
*[[George W. Bush]] (2001-2009) (with respect to taxes, Supreme Court nominations, and national security)
*[[George W. Bush]] (2001-2009) (with respect to taxes, Supreme Court nominations, and national security)