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|location=Denver, Colorado
 
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|year=1993
 
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|colors=black, purple, silver, white
 
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|website=http://rockies.mlb.com/
 
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[[Image:CoorsField.JPG‎ |thumb|300px|The Rockies stadium, Coors Field, before the beginning of a game.]]
 
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The ''' Colorado Rockies ''' are a [[Major League Baseball]] team in the [[National League]] West Division. The Colorado Rockies began play in 1993 as part of the expansion of 1993.
 
  
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'''Playoffs:''' 2 (1995, 2007)
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BY THE WAY:
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==Roster==
 
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<nowiki>*Not on active roster</nowiki><br />
 
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<nowiki>**Not on 40 man roster</nowiki>
 
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===Pitchers===
 
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*97 - Joe Beimel
 
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*34 - Matt Belisle
 
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*63 - Rafael Betancourt
 
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*28 - Aaron Cook
 
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*60 - Manny Corpas
 
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*31 - Matt Daley
 
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*29 - Jorge De La Rosa
 
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*53 - Randy Flores
 
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*51 - Josh Fogg
 
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*46 - Jason Hammel
 
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*77 - Matt Herges
 
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*38 - Ubaldo Jimenez
 
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*56 - Franklin Morales
 
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*52 - Joel Peralta
 
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*48 - Esmil Rogers
 
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*27 - Greg Smith
 
  
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===Catchers===
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This is a public service announcement
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*20 - Chris Iannetta
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Sponsored by Just Blaze and the good folks at Roc-A-Fella Records
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*21 - Miguel Olivo
 
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*39 - Paul Phillips
 
  
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===Infielders===
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"Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity
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*12 - Clint Barmes
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that I present this recording, as a living testiment and recollection
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*23 - Jason Giambi
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of history in the making during our generation."
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*17 - Todd Helton
 
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*6 - Melvin Mora
 
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*6 - Omar Quintanilla
 
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*9 - Ian Stewart
 
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*2 - Troy Tulowitzki
 
  
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===Outfielders===
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Allow me to re-introduce myself
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*14 - Dexter Fowler
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My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V
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*28 - Carlos Gonzalez
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I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
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*11 - Brad Hawpe
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I guess even back then you can call me
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*25 - Seth Smith
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CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!
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*19 - Ryan Spilborghs
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Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire
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I be the, music biz number one supplier
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Flyer/flier than a piece of paper bearin my name
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Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right
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Hov', OH - not D.O.C.
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But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
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I check cheddar like a food inspector
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My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
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So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
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with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
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Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
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I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing]
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This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)
  
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==Minor League Affiliates==
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"Now before I finish, let me just say
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The minor league affiliates of the Rockies are:
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I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
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*AAA - Colorado Springs Sky Sox
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Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE!
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*AA - Tulsa Drillers
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And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember,
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*A Adv. - Modesto Nuts
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when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
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*A - Asheville Tourists
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twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say
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*SS - Tri-City Dust Devils
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that these brothers lied to you JACK!"
  
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== External links ==
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Ving ain't lie
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I done came through the block in everything that's fly
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*[http://rockies.mlb.com/ Colorado Rockies Official Site]
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I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
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*[http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/teams/rockies/ SI Colorado Rockies Page]
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I never claimed to have wings on
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Nigga I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought
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Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
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You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
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[[Category:Colorado]]
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I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
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And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
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lyin as if, I am a different man
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And I could blame my environment but
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there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains
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Hope you don't think users are the only abusers niggaz
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Gettin high within the game
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If you do then, how would you explain?
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I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
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I got a hustler spirit, nigga period
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Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
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Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer
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No matter where you go, you are what you are player
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And you can try to change but that's just the top layer
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Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
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Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
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Either love me, or leave me alone

Revision as of 00:25, July 12, 2013

This page hasn't been updated since 2009! The Rockies don't suck now, dipshits! Now go back to watching your Astros fail at life.

BY THE WAY:

This is a public service announcement Sponsored by Just Blaze and the good folks at Roc-A-Fella Records

"Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this recording, as a living testiment and recollection of history in the making during our generation."

Allow me to re-introduce myself My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z I guess even back then you can call me CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'! Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire I be the, music biz number one supplier Flyer/flier than a piece of paper bearin my name Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right Hov', OH - not D.O.C. But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better" I check cheddar like a food inspector My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast" So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing] This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)

"Now before I finish, let me just say I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE! And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember, when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years, twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say that these brothers lied to you JACK!"

Ving ain't lie I done came through the block in everything that's fly I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex I never claimed to have wings on Nigga I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me lyin as if, I am a different man And I could blame my environment but there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains Hope you don't think users are the only abusers niggaz Gettin high within the game If you do then, how would you explain? I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins I got a hustler spirit, nigga period Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer No matter where you go, you are what you are player And you can try to change but that's just the top layer Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here Only God can judge me, so I'm gone Either love me, or leave me alone