SharonW

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I've protested the whole "fat people = teh evil" trend this site has taken lately, but my words fell on deaf ears. Since everyone seems to be having so much fun doing it, I thought I would throw out some pointers. I personally guarantee these will pierce right through any amount of blubber the person has, so you can score a direct hit on the fatties. I know this because I am one and have experienced many of the following zingers. [[User:SharonW|SharonW]] 23:~~05, 10 June 2011 (EDT)~~

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~~# Moo at them - as loudly as you can and in as public of a place as you can. Follow them if they try to leave.~~

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[[Florida]]

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~~# Sign them up for catalogues that sell petite clothing.~~

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# If you're living in a college dorm, get a hold of a piece of their clothing and hang it up in the hallway with a note stating the owner's name and either the size (if a shirt) or the circumference of the waist (if jeans or shorts.)

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~~# Ask the fat person's significant other/spouse how he or she can stand being around them. Tell them they need psychiatric help.~~

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~~# Sign them up for beauty contests. (This was a personal favorite.)~~

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~~# Invite them to be in your wedding (if they're female), and then loudly announce at the dress store they're too fat to be presentable.~~

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~~As I remember/think~~ of ~~more things to add to~~ the ~~list, I will.~~

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[[Orlando, Florida]]

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[[History of Florida]]

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other Florida-related pages.

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the individual First Lady biography pages

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individual biography pages of the British royalty

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