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(New page: ==Background== Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a cold beer or a hot shower without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only [[combu...)
 
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Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a [[cold beer]] or a [[hot shower]] without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only [[combustible]] but [[delicious]]. A lot of coal comes from [[West Virginia]], [[Wyoming]] and [[Pennsylvania]]. It is burned in big sweet-looking things called [[power plants]].
 
Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a [[cold beer]] or a [[hot shower]] without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only [[combustible]] but [[delicious]]. A lot of coal comes from [[West Virginia]], [[Wyoming]] and [[Pennsylvania]]. It is burned in big sweet-looking things called [[power plants]].
  
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Another one is oil, which is grown by [[Arabs]] in the dusty [[far east]]. They sound funny, look funny and have [[beards]]. Most of them.
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Another one is oil.
  
 
==Downsides==
 
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*[http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/55ABE840-AC30-41D2-BDC9-06BBE2A36665.htm] bout' arabs
 
*[http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/55ABE840-AC30-41D2-BDC9-06BBE2A36665.htm] bout' arabs
 
*[http://www.exxon.com/USA-English/gFM/home_Contact_Us/homepage.asp] bout' oil
 
*[http://www.exxon.com/USA-English/gFM/home_Contact_Us/homepage.asp] bout' oil
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Revision as of 22:30, April 15, 2007

Background

Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a cold beer or a hot shower without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only combustible but delicious. A lot of coal comes from West Virginia, Wyoming and Pennsylvania. It is burned in big sweet-looking things called power plants.

Another one is oil.

Downsides

Fossies have been criticized, which is really their only downside. Some people say that the fossies' critics are snow owl-loving retards who have never been to the south.

Finite Resource?

No. Especially not now that they can cook it up in big steamy vats.

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