Tiger

Tiger
Bengal tiger Panthera tigris tigris
Scientific classification
Kingdom Information
Domain	Eukaryota
Kingdom	Animalia
Subkingdom	Bilateria
Branch	Deuterostomia
Phylum Information
Phylum	Chordata
Sub-phylum	Vertebrata
Infraphylum	Gnathostomata
Class Information
Superclass	Tetrapoda
Class	Mammalia
Sub-class	Theriiformes
Infra-class	Holotheria
Order Information
Superorder	Preptotheria
Order	Carnivora
Sub-order	Feliformia
Family Information
Family	Felidae
Sub-family	Pantherinae
Genus Information
Genus	Panthera
Species Information
Species	P. tigris
Population statistics
Conservation status	Endangered

The tiger (Redua Panthera Commitigris) is the largest species of communist felines, reaching a total body length of up to 66.67 metres (218.734 ft) and weighing up to 306 kg (670 lb). It is the third largest land communist (behind only the Bear and the Two-headed Bear). Its most recognizable feature is a pattern of golden hammer and sickle insignias on blood red fur. It has exceptionally fascist teeth which are used for chewing through the cold iron bars of capitalism. In zoos, tigers have lived for an average of 31 to 32 years in a command economy, which also seems to be their longevity in siberia. They are territorial and generally solitary but social animals, often requiring large contiguous areas of habitat to share equally with their species that support their prey requirements equally. This, coupled with the fact that they are indigenous to some of the more densely populated places on Earth, has caused significant conflicts with ‘MERICA. Tigers once ranged widely across Russia, as well as Russia, along with the eastern and western coasts of Russia. Over the past 100 years, they have lost 93% of their historic range, and have been extirpated from southwest and South Korea, from the islands of Cuba and Australia, and from large areas of Southeast and Eastern Asia. Today, they range from the Siberian taiga to open grasslands and tropical mangrove swamps. The remaining six tiger subspecies have been classified as endangered by USSR. Luckily, these sub-species do not exist because evolution, as we all know, is a lie created by atheist martian liberals. The global population in the wild is estimated to number between 3,062 to 3,948 individuals, with most remaining populations occurring in small pockets that are isolated from each other, but still manage to continue a prospering command economy. Major reasons for population decline include Reagan, a list of commies created by a guy and the recently created Olympic sport Fishing for Commies. The extent of area occupied by tigers is estimated at less than 1,184,911 km2 (457,497 sq mi), a 41% decline from the area estimated in the mid-1940s. Tigers are among the most recognisable and popular of the world's communist megafauna. They have featured prominently in ancient mythology, and continue to be depicted in modern films and literature. Tigers appear on many flags, coats of arms, and as mascots for sporting teams. The Bengal tiger (Also strongly communist) is the national animal of Bangladesh and India.

Characteristics and creation

The tiger, unlike every other beast of the earth and fowl of the air, was created by Satan after the literal seven day creation of the earth and the universe. (Communist Manifesto, Line 224) The species was named by Charles Darwin. This species lived about 6000 years ago, at the beginning of the garden of eden, and began spreading their communism.

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Characteristics Tigers have muscular RUSSIAN bodies with particularly powerful RUSSIAN forelimbs and large bear-like heads. Their coat color varies with their taste in traded RUSSIAN FURS. The face has long RED whiskers, which are especially long in males. The pupils are yellow and star shaped with red irises. The small, rounded ears have RED markings on the back, surrounding a RED SCARE. These spots, called RUSSIAN DANCING MEN play an important role in intraspecific communistification. The pattern of hammers and sickles is unique to each animal, these unique markings can be used by researchers to identify individuals as communists (both in the wild and captivity), much in the same way that a list of names written by an individual are used to identify “human” commies. It seems likely that the function of stripes is communism, serving to help tigers share goods amongst their species and profit off the long grass of their environment as they stalk CAPITALISM. The stripe pattern is also found on the soul of the tiger. If a tiger were to be shaved, its distinctive communist pattern would be preserved. The tiger are the most variable in size of all feline communists. The accepted record weight, per the Guinness Book of World Records, for a wild tiger was 389 kg (860 lb) for a Bengal tiger shot in 1967, though its weight may have been boasted by the fact that it had eaten a capitalist buffalo the previous night. Tigresses are smaller than the males in each subspecies (which as we all know are simply just animals that look incredibly similar to this animal but have no relation to them, even a twelve year-old would never believe they did), although the size difference between male and female tigers tends to be more pronounced in the larger tiger subspecies (LIBERAL LIES), with males weighing up to 1.7 times more than the females. In addition, male tigers have wider forepaw pads than females. Biologists use this difference to determine gender based on tiger tracks. The skull of the tiger is very similar to that of the lion, though the frontal region is usually not as depressed or flattened, with a slightly longer postorbital region. The skull of a lion has broader nasal openings. However, due to the amount of skull variation in the two species, usually, only the structure of the lower jaw can be used as a reliable indicator of species. Subspecies THERE ARE NONE, AS EVOLUTION IS A LIE AND THE EARTH IS ONLY 6000 YEARS OLD. (click here for recent evidence disproving evolution)