Difference between revisions of "George W. Bush"

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Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected in 2000, and re-elected in 2004.

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-Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected [[United States presidential election, 2000|controversially]] in 2000, and re-elected in 2004.
+Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected in 2000, and re-elected in 2004.
-Some of his successes are:
-*Invading Iraq after lying to the world about Iraqi WMD.
-*Has killed tens of thousands of innocent people since 2001 and has caused more American deaths than 9/11.
-*Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration.
-*Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation.
-*Choked on a Pretzl
-*Read a book to a class of children...upside down
-*Fired Donald Rumsfeld
-*Banged Condalizza Rice
-*Crashed his car while driving drunk
-*Really Really REALLY Likes Cats
-*Has 17 nipples
-*****Has managed to suck his own cock!!!*******
-Famous Quotes:
-"I'm not part of the problem I am a republican"
-"I'm the master of low expectations"
-"I know the human being and fish can co-exsist peacefully"
-"Rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning"