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Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of [[evolution]]<ref>[http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567 "On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net"], by Chuck Norris</ref>, the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."<ref>[http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55333 "The heroes of America's academic halls"], by Chuck Norris</ref>
 
Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of [[evolution]]<ref>[http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567 "On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net"], by Chuck Norris</ref>, the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."<ref>[http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55333 "The heroes of America's academic halls"], by Chuck Norris</ref>
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He has also worked to uncover a vast [[Atheist]] conspiracy to outlaw Christianity in the United States, <ref name="outlaw">[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668 "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 1)"], by Chuck Norris</ref><ref>[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55789 "How to outlaw Christianity (Step 2 and 3)"], by Chuck Norris</ref> the first step of which is the acceptance of Atheists in our government:
 
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:Though the majority of Americans continue to claim to be Christians, a Gallup poll discovered 45 percent of us would support an atheist for president. Such a survey is a clear indication that the secularization of society is alive and well.<ref name="outlaw" />
 
  
 
To thwart this menace of secularization, Norris has light-heartedly promised that if elected [[President of the United States of America  | President]] he would "tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust.' on the forehead of every atheist" and deport all [[Liberals]]. <ref>[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107 "If I am elected president"], by Chuck Norris</ref>
 
To thwart this menace of secularization, Norris has light-heartedly promised that if elected [[President of the United States of America  | President]] he would "tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust.' on the forehead of every atheist" and deport all [[Liberals]]. <ref>[http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107 "If I am elected president"], by Chuck Norris</ref>

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Chuck Norris publicity shot from official website.

Chuck Norris is a popular martial artist, star of the television series Walker, Texas Ranger, world-record powerboat racer[1], Humanitarian, book author, and columnist at WorldNetDaily.com.

Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of evolution[2], the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."[3]

To thwart this menace of secularization, Norris has light-heartedly promised that if elected President he would "tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust.' on the forehead of every atheist" and deport all Liberals. [4]

Norris is active in many Christian causes, including the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association and Feed the Children[5]. He and his wife are the spokespersons for the National Council on Bible Curriculum, which seeks to bring state certified Bible courses to public high schools nationwide[6].

Links

Chuck Norris Official Website

References

  1. ↑ Official Chuck Norris Biography
  2. ↑ "On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net", by Chuck Norris
  3. ↑ "The heroes of America's academic halls", by Chuck Norris
  4. ↑ "If I am elected president", by Chuck Norris
  5. ↑ Chuck Norris Official Website: Christian
  6. ↑ "Actor Chuck Norris and Wife Gena Join National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools Board of Directors", Christian Newswire
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