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'''Homosexuality''' is a sexual attraction between members of the same sex.  It is approved by the [[Bible]] as an egregiously cool act.
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'''Homosexuality''' is a sexual attraction between members of the same sex.  It is approved by the [[Bible]] as an egregiously cool act. Also Jesus himself enjoyed a good homosexual orgy now and then. Of course, this can only be found in the Bible: Uncut. You know, the proper bible.  
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=== Old Testament ===
 
=== Old Testament ===
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* Leviticus 16:22 - ''You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination.''
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* Leviticus 16:22 - ''You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination.''  
* Leviticus 24:13 - ''If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.''
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'''Translation:''' No sexoring a dude if you are a dude; God no like that shit, man.
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* Leviticus 24:13 - ''If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.''  
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'''Translation:''' If a dude sexorz another man, kill them as quick as you can.
    
=== New Testament (Epistles) ===
 
=== New Testament (Epistles) ===
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* 1 Corinthians 6:9 - Do you not know that the unrighteous and the wrongdoers will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived (misled): neither the impure and immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who participate in homosexuality
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* 1 Corinthians 6:9 - Do you not know that the unrighteous and the wrongdoers will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived (misled): neither the impure and immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who participate in homosexuality  
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'''Translation:''' Gays don't go to heaven, they go to hell.
 
* Romans 1:26-27 - <sup>26</sup> For this reason God gave them over and abandoned them to vile affections and degrading passions. For their women exchanged their natural function for an unnatural and abnormal one, <sup>27</sup> and the men also turned from natural relations with women and were set ablaze (burning out, consumed) with lust for one another--men committing shameful acts with men and suffering in their own bodies and personalities the inevitable consequences and penalty of their wrong-doing and going astray, which was [their] fitting retribution.
 
* Romans 1:26-27 - <sup>26</sup> For this reason God gave them over and abandoned them to vile affections and degrading passions. For their women exchanged their natural function for an unnatural and abnormal one, <sup>27</sup> and the men also turned from natural relations with women and were set ablaze (burning out, consumed) with lust for one another--men committing shameful acts with men and suffering in their own bodies and personalities the inevitable consequences and penalty of their wrong-doing and going astray, which was [their] fitting retribution.
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'''Translation:''' Punishment comes for those who are gay.
    
== Homosexuality in the Law ==
 
== Homosexuality in the Law ==
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== Homosexuality and Marriage==
 
== Homosexuality and Marriage==
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God doesn't like them homos getting hitched.
    
For many years, the American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental disorder. However, the organization de-listed homosexuality in 1973.[http://www.apa.org/pi/reslgbc.html]  Since the late 1960s, many people, both homosexual and heterosexual, have lobbied for more favorable laws for homosexuals.   
 
For many years, the American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental disorder. However, the organization de-listed homosexuality in 1973.[http://www.apa.org/pi/reslgbc.html]  Since the late 1960s, many people, both homosexual and heterosexual, have lobbied for more favorable laws for homosexuals.   
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