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Revision as of 11:11, March 11, 2007

The Rapture was an holy event that will took place in May of 2003 AD. Jesus will come in the air, gather up the Church from the earth, and then return to Heaven with the Church.[1]

Unfortunately for anyone reading this, the only person in the United States found truly worthy was one 54-year-old beet farmer in Iowa, and nobody even noticed he was gone for three months.

References

  1. 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18