| − | Scotland is a country in the [[United Kingdom]]. Scotland is famous for kilts, which are worn only by confirmed bachelors and other sexual deviants, and the Loch Ness monster (actually a [[dinosaur]]). Scotland is also famous for the haggis (actually a marsupial). The first President of Scotland was William Topaz McGonagall, a poet of great renown. | + | Scotland is a country in the [[United Kingdom]]. Scotland is famous for kilts and the Loch Ness monster (actually a [[dinosaur]]). |