| − | A '''monkey''' is a [[polypheletic]] classification of any long tailed [[primate]] that is not a [[prosimian]]. Varieties of them can be found in [[South America]], [[Africa]] and [[Asia]]. [[Evolutionists]] believe that [[humans]] and monkeys share a common ancestor, which is disputed by [[creation scientists]]. Some advocates believe that our great and magnificent president is a monkey, but these infidels will soon be put to death after torture and purification by fire. | + | A '''monkey''' is a [[polypheletic]] classification of any long tailed [[primate]] that is not a [[prosimian]]. Varieties of them can be found in [[South America]], [[Africa]] and [[Asia]]. [[Evolutionists]] believe that [[humans]] and monkeys share a common ancestor, which is disputed by [[creation scientists]]. |