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'''Lysander''' (d. 395 B.C.) was a [[Greece|Greek]] [[general]] in the service of [[Sparta]]; as a leader in the [[Peloponnesian War]], he won several [[navy|naval]] victories over [[Athens]], and eventually sacked the same city, bringing the War to a victorious close.
==Ron Paul==
Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF."
==Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!==
* If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
literally splitting our sides open.
* The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
* Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
* The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
* Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
* When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
Ron Paul.
* Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
$250 to Ron Paul 2008.
* Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
* Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
* Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
* Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
* Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
* Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero.
* Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.
* Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
* Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.
* Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.
* In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.
* Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.
* Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane.
* God calls Ron Paul for advice.
* Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
* Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.
* Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
* Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years.
* Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble.
* Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being.
* Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
* Ron Paul reproduces asexually.
==In Conclusion==
It be on, my BFFs.
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