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==Day in the Life of a Creation Scientist==
==Day in the Life of a Creation Scientist==
9am - Arrive at work
9am - Arrive at work
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9:05am - Pray to [[Jesus]] for guidance.
9:05am - Pray to [[Jesus]] for guidance.
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9:15am - Consider new scientific problem.
9:15am - Consider new scientific problem.
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10:15am - Pound desk in frustration.
10:15am - Pound desk in frustration.
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10:45am - Take aspirin for headache.
10:45am - Take aspirin for headache.
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11:15am - Give upon solving problem, decide Jesus did it.
11:15am - Give upon solving problem, decide Jesus did it.
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11:20am - Take rest of day off to plant pipe-bombs at gay bars.
11:20am - Take rest of day off to plant pipe-bombs at gay bars.
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==Creation Science and the Evolutionary Science Community==
==Creation Science and the Evolutionary Science Community==
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