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In the United States, conservatives are generally characterized by adherence to limited government, public morality and free enterprise. Specifically, conservatives tend to adhere to the following principles:
In the United States, conservatives are generally characterized by adherence to limited government, public morality and free enterprise. Specifically, conservatives tend to adhere to the following principles:
1. All kangaroos are descended from a single pair who were on Noah's Ark.
2. Gravity is an unproven theory.
3. Einstein's General Relativity "has nothing to do with physics".
4. Only followers of Christianity are capable of religious faith.
5. Atheists are incapable of being moral.
6. Jews are "touchy" about the Holocaust.
7. Some of the most violent homicides seen by pathologists are among male homosexuals.
8. The Beach Boys are an example of heavy metal.
9. There were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark.
10. The Earth might be the center of the universe
11. Rock music causes riots.[1]
12. McCarthyism was good.
13. Ann Coulter is just kidding.
14. Belief in the Theory of Relativity leads to a belief in moral relativity (a bad thing).
15. Dinosaurs are "generally believed" to be extinct.
16. "God exercises eternal and righteous judgment of the wicked in hell."
17. Homosexuality can cause bad smoking habits.
About every 20-60 years a conservative has been elected president of the United States. Examples include:
About every 20-60 years a conservative has been elected president of the United States. Examples include: