[[Image:conservlogo{{Taxonomy|name=Kangaroo|image=Redkangaroo1.png|325pxcaption=|thumbsuperkingdom=|rightkingdom= Animalia|Internet Toilet Paper]]subkingdom=Toilet paper is |superphylum=|phylum=Chordata|subphylum=|infraphylum=|microphylum=|superdivision=|division=|subdivision=|superclass=|class=Mammalia|subclass=Marsupialia|infraclass=|superorder=|order=Diprotodontia|suborder=Macropodiformes|infraorder=|superfamily=|family=Macropodidae|subfamily=|supertribe=|tribe=|subtribe=|genera=|genus=Macropus|subgenus=|species=|binomialname=|sub=|alt=}}'''Kangaroos''' are the largest [[papermarsupial]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from s alive today. Excluding specimens sent overseas, they are only found on the continent of [[humanAustralia]] lower orifice after apart from some species in some areas of [[User:Aschlafly|defecationPapua New Guinea]]<ref>[http://www. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a dfat.gov.au/facts/kangaroos.html Australia's kangaroos], Australian Government Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade.</ref>. There are at least sixty-nine [[Conservapedia|septic tankspecies]] after of kangaroo <ref name="kangbio">[http://www.environment.gov.au/biodiversity/trade-use/wild-harvest/kangaroo/biology.html "Kangaroo Biology"], as opposed to facial Australian Government</ref>, which include [[tissue|tissueswallabies]]and tree-kangaroos. ==Description== Kangaroos have large ears on top of their small heads, which a long snout, and short arms with clawed fingers. Their legs are not always by design able to do sostrong, powerful, and are made for leaping.Toilet paper Their feet have four toes at the end of elongated metatarsi that they rest on when standing. They also have a powerful, thick tail that is known by many namesused as support when standing, some of which include "toilet roll"a third-leg when walking slowly, "dunny paper" and "bathroom tissue"for counterbalance while leaping. Like all Marsupials, female kangaroos have a pouch on their stomachs in which they carry their young. ==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper=Diet===Toilet paper has played a large roll in human historyKangaroos are [[herbivore]]s, without iteating grass, the world would surely roots, and shrubs. They have descended into a chambered stomach similar to [[Conservapedia|chaossheep]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the and [[China|Chinesecattle]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.{{Cquote|Paper on which there They are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sagesable to regurgitate their food, I dare not use for toilet purposes}} Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such chew it again as [[leavescud]], and then swallow it for digestion. ===Social Order=== Kangaroos travel in [[grass]] or even [[shellmob |seashellsmobs]] of about ten or more males and females. The leader of the mob, called a "boomer", is a male determined by age and size. The boomer has access to deposit their excess leavingsfemales in his mob for mating and will wander around the mob intimidating any other males who try to mate with his harem. ==Toilet Paper =Reproduction=== Female kangaroos usually only have one baby kangaroo (called a "joey") at a time. The newborn joey weighs as little as 0.03 ounces when first born, after which it crawls into its mothers pouch where it will nurse, grow, and develop. Red Kangaroo joeys will stay in the Modern Daytheir mothers pouch for about eight months and Grey Kangaroo joeys stay in there for about one year. ==Origins== ===Creationism===Consistent with their view that the fossil record as a whole does not support the evolutionary position<ref>[http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/faq/fossils.asp "Fossils Questions and Answers"], Answers In Genesis</ref><ref>[Imagehttp:ASchlafly//members.JPG|thumb|175px|leftiinet.net.au/~sejones/fsslrcrd.html Creation/Evolution Quotes: Fossil Record]</ref>, creationists state that there is a lack of transitional fossils showing an evolutionary origin of kangaroos. Rebecca Driver writes: {{QuoteBox|The current holder Macropod family is alleged to have evolved from either the Phalangeridae (possums) or Burramyidae (pygmy-possums)...<br />However, there are no fossils of Guiness World Recordanimals which appear to be intermediate between possums and kangaroos. 's 'Wabularoo naughtoni'', supposed ancestor of all the macropods, was clearly a kangaroo (it greatly resembles the potoroos which dwell in Victoria’s forests). If modern kangaroos really did come from it, all this shows is the same as we see happening today, namely that kangaroos come from kangaroos, "Most Toilet Paper Consumedafter their kind." record<ref>Driver, Rebecca, [http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/755/ Kangaroos: God's amazing craftsmanship]], ''Creation'' 20(3):28–31, June 1998.</ref>}}With According to the invention [[origins theory]] model used by [[young earth creation scientists]], modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard [[internetNoah's Ark]], toilet paper prior to the [[technologyGreat Flood]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess It has not yet been determined by [[Conservapediabaraminology |excrementbaraminologists]] on sheets of whether kangaroos form a [[paperholobaramin]] with the [[wallaby]], certain [[Conservapedia|websitestree-kangaroo]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrementwallaroo]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the "Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tankpademelon]]" issue. and [[Humanity|Select groupsquokka]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the or if all these species are in fact [[ConservapediaBaraminology|online septic wasteapobaramin]] should be dispatched to ic or [[Baraminology|polybaramin]]ic. After the sewerFlood, where it belongs. If left uncheckedthese kangaroos, it bred from the Ark passengers, migrated to Australia. There is widely believed that debate whether this migration happened over land<ref name="cab17">[http://www.creationontheweb.com/images/pdfs/cabook/chapter17.pdf "How did animals get from the problem could lead Ark to places such as Australia"], Chapter 17, of ''The Creation Answers Book'', by Don Batten (Ed.)</ref> with lower sea levels during the post-flood [[John_McCain|catastropheice age]] , or before the super-continent of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportionsPangea]]broke apart.<ref>[http://www.apologeticspress.org/articles/2808 "Pangea and the Flood"], Apologetics Press</ref> The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical. ==Interesting Notes=Evolution===Similar to sightings seen in The [[foodEvolution|evolutionary]] products view is that kangaroos and other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.<ref>[http://www.accessexcellence.org/AE/AEPC/WWC/1995/australia.html "Australian Mammals: Evolutionary Development as a Result of Geographic Isolation"]</ref> ===Dreamtime===Some [[cloudAustralian Aborigines]] formations, likenesses of believe that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the [[Mary|Virgin MotherDreamtime]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [<ref>[Userhttp:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium//www.painsley.org.uk/RE/signposts/y8/1-1creationandenvironment/c-abor.htm "An Aborigine Creation Story"]</ref> == External Links ==*[http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/kangaroo/kangaroo.htm Kangaroo facts]*[Conservapediahttp://www.christiananswers.net/kids/kangaroos.html Answers About Kangaroos]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world*[http://www. This is largely due to answersingenesis.org/home/area/faq/migration.asp How did animals get from the amount of Ark to places such as Australia?] == References =={{reflist|2}} [[Conservapedia|excrementCategory:Marsupials]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditionalCategory:Australia]] methods of removing excess faeces.