| − | The major attribute of god is that he is male, because he has a penis - we do not know what he uses it for. Other attributes of God include but are not limited to [[Wisdom]] (he is so wise he knew the earth is flat), [[Infinitude]], [[Sovereignty]], [[Holiness]], [[Trinity]] (He is his own son), [[Omniscience]], [[Faithfulness]] (never cheats on his wife because he doesnt have one), [[Love]] (He loves you so much that he will send you to eternal hellfire if you dont visit him every sunday), [[Omnipotence]], [[Self-existence]], [[Self-sufficiency]], [[Justice]], [[Immutability]], [[Mercy]], [[Eternal]], [[Goodness]], [[Gracious]] (opens the door for lady gods), and [[Omnipresence]] (present even in your bedroom when you hump your wife or take a pee in the bathroom). These attributes all work in complete and perfect harmony with one another. | + | The attributes of God are things that describe who he is. Similar to the way one might describe a close friend to another individual, so too do these attributes describe God's character and nature. Attributes of God include but are not limited to [[Wisdom]], [[Infinitude]], [[Sovereignty]], [[Holiness]], [[Trinity]], [[Omniscience]], [[Faithfulness]], [[Love]], [[Omnipotence]], [[Self-existence]], [[Self-sufficiency]], [[Justice]], [[Immutability]], [[Mercy]], [[Eternal]], [[Goodness]], [[Gracious]], and [[Omnipresence]]. These attributes all work in complete and perfect harmony with one another. |
| | God exercises eternal and righteous judgment of the wicked in [[hell]], because of an inherent problem in the human heart, namely [[Sin]]. According to the [[Bible]], the sacrifice of [[Jesus Christ]] on the cross of [[calvary]] and then [[resurrection]], is God's merciful and gracious response to the problem of the human heart. | | God exercises eternal and righteous judgment of the wicked in [[hell]], because of an inherent problem in the human heart, namely [[Sin]]. According to the [[Bible]], the sacrifice of [[Jesus Christ]] on the cross of [[calvary]] and then [[resurrection]], is God's merciful and gracious response to the problem of the human heart. |