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A '''conservative''' is someone who illogically follows old and outdated practices and who only care about the rich. They believe in enslaving humanity and eating babies. They do not care about America but only for themselve and are quite evil. They belive in totalitarianism and hate those who are different from themselves. They usually claim to be christian but in actuallity only use that, along with fearmongering, as a means of getting votes.
A '''conservative''' adheres to principles of limited government, personal responsibility and moral values, agreeing with [[George Washington]]'s [[Farewell Address]] that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.<ref>[http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/democrac/49.htm United States Department of State] George Washington, farewell address, 1796</ref><ref>Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary has the following definition of conservative: "tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions : TRADITIONAL"[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/conservative] Therefore, a conservative Christian would be one that tends to adhere to the doctrines of the early Christianity and [[Judeo-Christian]] values.</ref>
[[Image:Aaag.jpg|thumb|Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States, is the epitome of American conservatism.]]
Specifically, conservatives seek or support:
Specifically, conservatives seek or support:
* [[Classroom prayer]]
* [[Classroom prayer]]
* Prohibition of [[abortion]]
* Prohibition of [[abortion]]
* Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage(i.e. they're afraid of gay marriage and those who are most afraid of gays are usually latently gay)
* Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage
* Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls (i.e. they're sexist)
* Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls
* Laws against pornography(they're so repressed it's also interesting to note that Larry Flint is a Conservative)
* Laws against pornography
* The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms
* The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
* The death penalty(because that's what Jesus wants you know)
* The death penalty
* Parental control of education because obviously someone whith no background in education teaching makes sense
* Parental control of education
* Private medical care and retirement plans
* Private medical care and retirement plans
* Canceling failed social support programs screw them we took their money so why should we help them
* Canceling failed social support programs
* No world government because we'll lose our power and that's all that matter
* No world government
* Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration even though we are the one's most likely to hire illegal workers
* Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration
* Respect for our military ... past and present because we're too afraid to fight for ourselves and if we disrespect them the may not follow us when we send them to war
* Respect for our military ... past and present
* Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]]
* Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]]
* Low taxes, especially for families and even more espeacially for big buisness and the rich because we like a tax system beased on spending not on how much someone makes because we like to hoard money
* Low taxes, especially for families
* Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments)even though under George W. Bush we did more than under any other president in history to strengthen the power of the federal government with things such as the Patriot Act
* Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments)
* A strong national defense
* A strong national defense
*[[Calvin Coolidge]] (1923-1929)
*[[Calvin Coolidge]] (1923-1929)
*[[Dwight D. Eisenhower]] (1953-1961)
*[[Dwight D. Eisenhower]] (1953-1961)
*[[Ronald Wilson Reagan "The Anti-Christ"]] (1981-1989)
*[[Ronald Reagan]] (1981-1989)
*[[George W. Bush]] (2001-2009) (with respect to taxes, Supreme Court nominations, and national security)
*[[George W. Bush]] (2001-2009) (with respect to taxes, Supreme Court nominations, and national security)