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| | The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all, rather than to themselves as liberals promote. Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all. Specifically, conservatives seek or support: | | The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all, rather than to themselves as liberals promote. Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all. Specifically, conservatives seek or support: |
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| − | * [[Classroom prayer]] | + | * [[Classroom prayer]]...even though it violates the first amendment. |
| | * Prohibition of [[abortion]] | | * Prohibition of [[abortion]] |
| | * [[Abstinence]] education | | * [[Abstinence]] education |
| | * Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage | | * Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage |
| − | * Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls | + | * Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls...men are obviously better, anyways. |
| − | * Laws against pornography | + | * Laws against pornography...like Michelangelo, Raphael, da Vinci |
| − | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms | + | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms...even if it is not for a "Well regulated Militia." |
| − | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity) | + | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)...the rich people deserve more money. |
| − | * The death penalty | + | * The death penalty...If murder is wrong, then we should murder those who do it. |
| − | * Parental control of education | + | * Parental control of education...don't expose children to things they won't understand, they might actually learn something. |
| − | * Private medical care and retirement plans | + | * Private medical care and retirement plans...we're not concerned about being "brother's keepers." |
| − | * Canceling failed social support programs | + | * Canceling failed social support programs...who cares about the poor? |
| − | * No world government | + | * No world government...Wait? Who has ever proposed that? Oh, right...the UN is obviously a "government." |
| − | * Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration | + | * Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration...our nation has always taken a strong policy of deporting immigrants. Just look at the Pilgrims. |
| − | * Respect for our military ... past and present | + | * Respect for our military ... regardless of whether their actions are ethical, we treat them as more important than doctors, educators, diplomats, nurses... |
| − | * Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]] | + | * Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]]...it doesn't fit into our religious worldview, so it's obviously hogwash. |
| − | * Low taxes, especially for families | + | * Low taxes, especially for families...ESPECIALLY for RICH families...who needs roads, schools, or military? |
| | * Conferderationism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments) | | * Conferderationism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments) |
| | * A strong national defense | | * A strong national defense |