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== Thermopylae ==

== Thermopylae ==

A famous battle was fought at [[Thermopylae]] where a small band or Spartans, and other Greeks, held off the entire [[Iran|Persian]] army, led by Xerxes, for a surprising amount of time. However, it became one of the most historically famous last stands after the massacre of the Greeks by the Persian invaders. The Athenian navy fought the Persian fleet to try keep the Persians  from getting behind the Greek land force, led by the Spartans.

A famous battle was fought at [[Thermopylae]] where a small band of Spartans, and other Greeks (who were a bunch of pussies), held off the entire [[Iran|Persian]] army, led by Xerxes lord of hosts, who looks surpisingly like Paulo from Lost, crossed with an androgynous pincushion, for a surprising amount of time. Led by The Phantom of the Opera and Faramir, they managed to kill thousands of ethically dubious invaders, mainly in slow motion, all while keeping their imacculately coiffured hair intact. Historical commentators Luke Watson and Tim Leary however, have disputed the veracity of the accounts provided, saying that in decapitations, "there should be a lot more blood". After surviving many horrors, including the evil of Xerxes's tent of depravity, they were finally betrayed by Ephialtes, a Spartan exile with a name that means "Guy who looks a lot like an orange version of Gollum with a big tumour on his back and funny teeth".  However, it became one of the most historically famous last stands after the massacre of the Greeks by the Persian invaders. The Athenian navy fought the Persian fleet to try keep the Persians  from getting behind the Greek land force, led by the Spartans.

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