Jack Chick

Jack Chick is an American Evangelical Christian cartoonist, an alcoholic and a pederast.

His badly drawn scribblings are the work of a sick mind tormented by drink and a need to atone for his love of small boys. As a youngster, Jack would cry after self abuse and call our for his mother. His guilt and shame led him into the Christian faith, a popular shelter for pederasts, repressives and deviants worldwide. Jack Chick learned to dress in a Conservative manner, started a traditional family and, most importantly, learned to keep his vile lusts behind closed doors.

Although having many unnatural vices (chief of which was la belle garcon), Jack decided to mire himself deeper into the filth and morass of human depravity. In order to pay for his libertine urges, he began to sell poorly drawn cartoons, ironically enough, ondmening the sort of lifestyle he led. Chastity loving fundamentalists lapped up his work whilt he put the profits of his comics towards getting young boys to lap up something else entirely.

Bloated on what he refers to as "dumb fundie money", Jack now spends several months a year on vice holidays with his friend and fellow pederast Rush Limbaugh. Both are wanted men in several countries but are confident that their status as "Christian Americans" will shield them and permit them to ravage young buttocks for many years to come.

Jack Chick wishes to have his famous quote inscribed on his headstone when he dies. "Animal, vegetable or mineral. I'll do anything to anything. But only if it is underage"