TestConservapedia

Editor's note. This is an encyclopedia entry for Conservapedia.com :-)

History

Conservapedia began on the evening of 21st November, 2006 (New York time), with this edit.

Conservapedia has already surpassed the achievments of the slightly more famous Wikipedia in its factual inaccuracies. Despite the whole world quite happily moving on with things and seeing past the significantly flawed old testament, still certain (mainly American) cretins refuse to accept the advancement of man.

Dedicated followers of Conservapedia still refuse to accept that evolution exists and that dinosaur fossils are the remains of dinosaurs and not deviant placebos made and left by a trickster god. News flash: we are still merely slightly advanced humble ape people, we have evolved from monkeys and these monkeys like many modern day humans had homosexual sex. This sex was not an accident due to all monkeys being covered in (masculine) hair but because as much as they enjoyed procreating, they also enjoyed a bit of bum love.

Conservapedia will one day be outlawed when it becomes more widely known that the writers of its included encyclopedic articles are rubbish humans and have no view point worth listening to.