Saturday

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Saturday (pronunciation: Saturday) is the sixth day of the week. It was voted "Best Day of the Week" in 2006. The origin of the name is in the Ancient Egyptian calendar: the sixth day of the week was known as "Caturday", after the Egyptian's favourite animal. (1)


Significance of Saturday

For several hundred years, Saturday has been revered as a sacred day. As the Lord said "Remember the Satur-day, to keep it holy. Word" (2)

International Saturday Day is celebrated on the first, second, third, fourth and fifth Saturdays of every month

Trivia

Europeans do not have Saturday. Instead, they spend the entire 24-hour period indulging in group sex whilst smoking soft drugs.



(1)Cats in Ancient Egypt (2)The Bible