Republican Party

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The Republican Party is one of the two major extant parties in the United States. Its aims are * free homosexuality

  • Guns for under all five year olds
  • Convert america to islam
  • Prooving evolutionary theory

Achievements Republicans are proud on their feats, these include

  • Organizing funds for Bin Laden to buy a Cadillac
  • Genetically cloniing George Bush