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Bill O'Reilly has been known to frequent Central Park, NY, dressed in a surprisingly realistic rabbit costume. As he merrily frolics with packs of furries, he has been known to whistle jolly tunes. When asked about this, O'Reilly was unable to provide a satisfying explanation, stating
Bill O'Reilly has been known to frequent Central Park, NY, dressed in a surprisingly realistic rabbit costume. As he merrily frolics with packs of furries, he has been known to whistle jolly tunes. When asked about this, O'Reilly was unable to provide a satisfying explanation, stating
"No, I did not frolic with the furries, and I certainly did not later cry myself to sleep wishing I wasn't such a disappointment to my turtle, Francis."
"No, I did not frolic with the furries, and I certainly did not later cry myself to sleep wishing I wasn't such a disappointment to my turtle, Francis."
He then started to tear up, quietly whispering strange incantations, a wild look in his eyes.
He then started to tear up, quietly whispering strange incantations, a wild look in his eyes.