| − | Hitler was the founder of Liberalism, and is thought to be the initiator of the [[Great Leebur Hoax]], a plot that is currently ongoing, involving a conspiracy between the worst [[Leebur]]s of all time, include Oblaaama, Bin Laaaaudan, the Eff-Beeee-Eyee (for not helpin' good ol' anti-Leebur [[Andy]], good ol' bo Andyroo, he's the great bo), Bill Nye, Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson (for 'ccepten' them [[rational]] ideas of eeevolution and what not, huck huck), National Oceeeanic and Atmospheeric 'minstration (for supportin' the other 'pect of the Leebur Hoax, Global Warmin', them varmits!), and Robert Lenski (for keepin' them data to himself and ain't givin' it to Andy like he's suppos' to, gosh darnit!). The Great Leebur Hoax has caught of few of 'em, makin' more leeburs, but to protect oneself, one must drink the pinnacle of redneck/bigot/conservative/Repooblicaan/bo drink, Mountain Dew. Drink Dew, and Hitler and them leebur's 'll leave you 'lone, now!! So go on, get! Get some Dew for 'self! Also, I 'gest you listen to Mark Leeevan, the greatest bo next to Andy, he a wise old feller, gosh I just love how he sit next to the radio, talkin' in it all fancy like. Yep, that's his job! He don't do nuthin' but complain and whine about the Leebur hoax!! He don't get out and try and run for politics, or do somethin' 'bout it, nope!! That bo just sit on his ass aaaaaalll day long, screekin' 'bout the leebur hoax, meanwhile he be gain' weight, but that don't matter, it's all for a good cause, and he'll go to heaven for it, yessum sir!
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