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An '''oxymoron''' is a figure of speech in which two terms that are polar opposites are used together for [[rhetorical]] effect, or to create a new concept like "science fiction."  Some oxymorons are widely accepted terms, such as "idiot savant" and "passive aggressive."  Political oxymorons include:
 
An '''oxymoron''' is a figure of speech in which two terms that are polar opposites are used together for [[rhetorical]] effect, or to create a new concept like "science fiction."  Some oxymorons are widely accepted terms, such as "idiot savant" and "passive aggressive."  Political oxymorons include:
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* ''[[liberal logic]]''
   
* ''government service''
 
* ''government service''
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* ''gay charity'' (the [[homosexual]] ideology is entirely selfish)
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* ''government intelligence'' - often used to smear the Armed Forces
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* ''evolutionary science''<ref>The theory of evolution is [[pseudoscience]] [http://www.uncommondescent.com/darwinism/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/][http://members.iinet.net.au/~sejones/PoE/pe05scnc.html][http://www.parentcompany.com/science_kit/sk3b.htm]</ref>
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* ''government intelligence - often used by liberals to smear the Armed Forces
   
* ''illegal law'' - a law that violates the [[Constitution]], for example.
 
* ''illegal law'' - a law that violates the [[Constitution]], for example.
 
* ''chicken hawk'' - a politician who advocates war but personally avoided being drafted into military service.
 
* ''chicken hawk'' - a politician who advocates war but personally avoided being drafted into military service.
 
* ''[[salutary neglect]]'' - one of the [[Essay:Best New Conservative Words|Best New Conservative Terms]]
 
* ''[[salutary neglect]]'' - one of the [[Essay:Best New Conservative Words|Best New Conservative Terms]]
 
* ''[[utilitarian]] [[justice]]'' - can't be both, because justice is individual in nature
 
* ''[[utilitarian]] [[justice]]'' - can't be both, because justice is individual in nature
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* ''graffiti artist''
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* ''political leader'' (politicians, particularly elected officials, tend to follow the media and culture, rather than lead)
      
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=== Debatable oxymorons ===
 
=== Debatable oxymorons ===
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* ''liberal [[Christian]]'' - [[Liberal values]] are in direct contradiction to the teachings of [[Christianity]] ([[Abortion]], [[Homosexuality]] etc), but some Christian denominations are able to reconcile these differences (the Moravians, for instance)
   
* ''[[conservative]] professor'' - the process of obtaining a PhD and professorship is so politicized that [[liberals]] simply exclude conservatives
 
* ''[[conservative]] professor'' - the process of obtaining a PhD and professorship is so politicized that [[liberals]] simply exclude conservatives
 
*''good law''
 
*''good law''
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Examples of the modern, joking usage:
 
Examples of the modern, joking usage:
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* ''intelligent conservative''
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* ''compassionate conservative''
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* ''greedy liberal''
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* ''dumb liberal''
 
* ''Heroic villain'' - Since villains are bad, calling one heroic is an oxymoron.
 
* ''Heroic villain'' - Since villains are bad, calling one heroic is an oxymoron.
 
* ''Friendly vandal'' - A flaw similar to the one above.
 
* ''Friendly vandal'' - A flaw similar to the one above.
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* ''same difference''
 
* ''same difference''
 
* ''expect the unexpected''
 
* ''expect the unexpected''
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* ''classic rock''
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* ''classic rock'' (<-- you do realize that "classic" has more than one meaning, right? it's not just "classical" music that can be labeled "classic")
 
* ''important game''
 
* ''important game''
  
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