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Thanks for all your help dealing with this latest vandal. Rather than deleting all the pages he creates, I have been replacing them with content or redirecting them, and then protecting them. Eventually, we can hope he will run out of inventive names for Satan! ~ <font color="Navy">[[User:SharonS|Sharon]]</font><font color="Turquoise"> <sup>[[User talk:SharonS|Talk]]</sup></font> 16:38, 11 May 2007 (EDT)
Thanks for all your help dealing with this latest vandal. Rather than deleting all the pages he creates, I have been replacing them with content or redirecting them, and then protecting them. Eventually, we can hope he will run out of inventive names for Satan! ~ <font color="Navy">[[User:SharonS|Sharon]]</font><font color="Turquoise"> <sup>[[User talk:SharonS|Talk]]</sup></font> 16:38, 11 May 2007 (EDT)
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|style="color:#000"|'''It's not on Wikipedia that editors are posting bias:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com]
'''Rednecks in Texas''' will act today as to whether or not indivduals ''editing'' this website qualify as human
'''Liberal conspiracy of the day:''' UFOs do not exist after all. After liberals tricked us into believing the work in the mines had been in service of little green men, a miner discovered that "What the Hell? These guys are inflatable!"
'''Up to a million bastards/bitches protest in Rome today against a proposal to recognize gay couples,''' according to the Italian report [http://www.repubblica.it/ here].
'''Oklahoma Supreme Court dismissed a lawsuit seeking to force taxpayers to educate children.''' Another conservative victory! [http://www.oscn.net/applications/oscn/deliverdocument.asp?citeid=448969]
On Friday, the Bush Administration didn't do anything, they were to busy shooting old men in the face like Dick Cheney did a while back:
"It was fun the first time and we've just kinda kept doing it ever since." said Cheney of his habits, which have been criticized by [[User:Aschlafly|people who like old men a little too much]].
"Men obviously watch old men getting shot on television, and women not to the same degree," commission vice chairman Abigail Thernstrom said.
[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Persecution_of_Christians&diff=136053&oldid=131997 Bias in Conservapedia] describes how Conservapedia now censors the fact that Christians have persucuted other religious groups.
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*'''May 13'''
**2007 - This page was created.
*'''May 12'''
**2007 - Andrew Schlafly born.
*'''May 11'''
**1502 - [[Christopher Columbus]] leaves on his final voyage to the [[West Indies]]. Europe rejoices in his absence.
*'''May 10'''
**1940 - British Prime Minister [[Neville Chamberlain]] resigned in humiliation after his sexual appeasement of [[Adolf Hitler]] was posted on Youtube.
*'''May 9'''
**1872 - At the suggestion of [[Julia Ward Howe]], the first Your Mother's day was held in a harem.
*'''May 8'''
**1884 - [[Harry S Truman]] was born. He had an awesome middle name, and dropped a big bomb. Boom. Boom!
**1984 - The [[Communist]] [[Soviet Union]] pulls its communal penis out of your mom after it had been in place for 3 weeks.
**1945 - [[V-E Day]]. A major blow to Conservatism.
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