The straitlaced Ernest never looked at a woman except his wife ["Rene"]; he was a teetotaler, didn't gamble, and [like [[U.S. Representative]] Otto Ernest Passman (1900-1998) of Louisiana's 5th congressional district], then based about [[Monroe, Louisiana|Monroe]], didn't like to hear vulgar stories or words. He was what we called a square. Ernest's sterling traits made him a prime target for jokes and pranks, for he took himself very seriously. | The straitlaced Ernest never looked at a woman except his wife ["Rene"]; he was a teetotaler, didn't gamble, and [like [[U.S. Representative]] Otto Ernest Passman (1900-1998) of Louisiana's 5th congressional district], then based about [[Monroe, Louisiana|Monroe]], didn't like to hear vulgar stories or words. He was what we called a square. Ernest's sterling traits made him a prime target for jokes and pranks, for he took himself very seriously. |