'''Gretchen Esther "Half-wit" ([[Gretchen Whitmer#Disdain_from_Michiganders|see below]]) Whitmer''' (born August 23, 1971) is the current Governor of [[Michigan]]. She previously served in the Michigan Senate, and in the Michigan House of Representatives before that. | '''Gretchen Esther "Half-wit" ([[Gretchen Whitmer#Disdain_from_Michiganders|see below]]) Whitmer''' (born August 23, 1971) is the current Governor of [[Michigan]]. She previously served in the Michigan Senate, and in the Michigan House of Representatives before that. |