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|''Men in Black''

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|1997

|PG-13

|A loose adaptation of the graphic novel of the same name. The film carries an implicit promotion of national borders and legal immigration/assimilation, as the titular organization keeps the existence of extraterrestrial immigrants secret and allows them in so long as the aliens specifically make sure they undergo naturalization first and that they obey certain laws. In addition, the opening scene has Kay and his partner stopping attempted illegal immigrants from crossing into the country and was implied to be working alongside the ICE and border patrol to prevent illegal immigrants into the country while trying to prevent a literal illegal alien, Mikey, from entering the country illegally, with the alien being depicted in a negative light due to him trying to kill an ICE agent before being atomized by Kay. Also condemns terrorism, as the main villain, Edgar the Bug, arrived on Earth to personally assassinate two extraterrestrial diplomats of two warring civilizations specifically to engineer a war with Earth and thus allow his kind to feast on any killed in battle. There's also a subtle mocking of the liberal news rag ''New York Times'', where one of the characters, Kay, when explaining to Jay that he was searching via tabloid articles, suggested he could use the ''New York Times'' as searching for information as "they sometimes get it right", implying that the ''New York Times'' was less reliable than tabloid articles.

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|2000

|R

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|(not for children) Anti-drug film depicting four tales of drug addiction and the addicts going down a life of ruin. The film doesn't hold back on the brutal reality of drug addiction.

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|(not for children) Anti-drug film based on the book of the same name depicting four tales of drug addiction and the addicts going down a life of ruin. The film doesn't hold back on the brutal reality of drug addiction.

|$3,635,482

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|2002

|PG-13

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|Based on the flagship superhero of Marvel Comics, Peter Parker is a hard-working teenager, raised by his devout Aunt May and well-meaning Uncle Ben, who is bitten by a radioactive spider and gains spider-like abilities, such as climbing any surface and shooting webbing from his hands, which he vows to use to prevent crime after Uncle Ben’s murder. ''Spider-Man'' pokes fun at [[liberal]] entertainers and journalists, particularly ''Daily Bugle'' publisher J. Jonah Jameson, who goes out of his way to unfairly smear and slander Spider-Man and foolishly question his heroic deeds. For his relationship with classmate Mary Jane Watson, Peter chooses [[abstinence]]. Peter believes in individualism and capitalism as well: he rejects a job from a handout, claiming he would like to earn what he makes. This was one of the most profitable films ever made and had two sequels.

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|Based on the flagship superhero of Marvel Comics, Peter Parker is a hard-working teenager, raised by his devout Aunt May and well-meaning Uncle Ben, who is bitten by a radioactive spider and gains spider-like abilities, such as climbing any surface and shooting webbing from his hands, which he vows to use to prevent crime after Uncle Ben’s murder. ''Spider-Man'' pokes fun at [[liberal]] entertainers and journalists, particularly ''Daily Bugle'' publisher J. Jonah Jameson, who goes out of his way to unfairly smear and slander Spider-Man and foolishly question his heroic deeds. For his relationship with classmate Mary Jane Watson, Peter chooses [[abstinence]]. Peter believes in individualism and capitalism as well: he rejects a job from a handout, claiming he would like to earn what he makes. It also poked fun at the Homosexual agenda where Spidey jokingly asks Bonesaw “That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?” This was one of the most profitable films ever made and had two sequels. It produced dozens of memes among the Internet.

|$403,706,375

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|1973

|PG

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|A spectacular triumph of good over evil in which the bad guy, himself a murderous con man, was conned into his own ruin by the good guys. This picture has zero [[political correctness]] and exemplifies the [[best of the public]], as a small team of unsuccessful grifters take down the biggest con man of all. Robert Shaw's performance was sizzling, as it was in ''Jaws'', yet was unfairly denied Oscar nominations in both. This movie won 7 [[Academy Awards]], including best picture and best director, and could have earned more. Released on [[Christmas Day]].

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|A spectacular triumph of good over evil in which the bad guy, himself a murderous con man, was conned into his own ruin by the good guys. This picture has zero [[political correctness]] and exemplifies the [[best of the public]], as a small team of unsuccessful grifters take down the biggest con man of all. Robert Shaw's performance was sizzling, as it was in ''Jaws'', yet was unfairly denied Oscar nominations in both. This movie won 7 [[Academy Awards]], including best picture and best director, and could have earned more. Released on [[Christmas Day]].

|$159,600,000 (30 times its budget)

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|2016

|PG-13

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|Various supervillains are given a second chance to fight for the greater good. Surprisingly, the film glorifies some conservative values. The villain's a [[Pagan]] goddess named Enchantress ( a rare film where liberal Hollywood actually portrays a Pagan as evil instead of the tragic hero nonsense we've seen). Also, even throughout the film is about supervillains, many of them regret their lives of crime, such as one of the characters Deadshot abandons his opportunity to kill Batman on his daughter's behalf and another character El Diablo who used his superpower for evil ends up accidentally killing his family, which has haunted him.

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|Various supervillains are given a second chance to fight for the greater good. Surprisingly, the film glorifies some conservative values. The villain's a [[Pagan]] goddess named Enchantress (a rare film where liberal Hollywood actually portrays a Pagan as evil instead of the tragic hero nonsense we've seen). Also, even throughout the film is about supervillains, many of them regret their lives of crime, such as one of the characters Deadshot abandons his opportunity to kill Batman on his daughter's behalf and another character El Diablo who used his superpower for evil ends up accidentally killing his family, which has haunted him.

Moreover, in a dream sequence villain Harley Quinn shows her deepest desires which is being a housewife (points for having the guts for showing a female character not wanting to be part of the feminist agenda, especially in this day and age, even if it not surprisingly infuriated liberal critics<ref>http://www.avclub.com/article/margot-robbie-deserves-better-suicide-squads-sexis-240618</ref>). Some could also point out Enchantress plans to bribe the squad as reference to Luke 4:6-7. More interesting enough the director David Ayer is a Christian<ref>http://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/shia-labeouf/#page2</ref> who was once in the Navy.<ref>https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/oct/16/david-ayer-something-maternal-about-tank-in-fury-brad-pitt</ref> So it's not surprising he added these values onto his film.

|$325,100,054

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|2007

|PG-13

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|The Autobots and their leader, Optimus Prime, usually do what they believe is right and fight the misanthropic Decepticons. Although the police and military fight both Transformers throughout most of this film, they learn that the Autobots are good in the end and the Autobots also learn that about them. It was followed by four sequels in 2009, 2011, 2014, and 2017, with varying quality and Conservative messages.

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|The Autobots and their leader, Optimus Prime, usually do what they believe is right and fight the misanthropic Decepticons. Although the police and military fight both Transformers throughout most of this film, they learn that the Autobots are good in the end and the Autobots also learn that about them. Sam Witwicky practices abstinence with Mikaela Banes. It was followed by four sequels in 2009, 2011, 2014, and 2017, with varying quality and Conservative messages.

|$319,246,193

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