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| − | As opposed to [[God]], people have worshiped '''other gods''' throughout the history of humankind. The term "other gods" comes from the [[Ten Commandments]], where God said "You shall have no ''other gods'' before me" ({{Bible ref|Exodus|20|3}}). | + | As opposed to [[God]], people have worshiped '''other gods''' throughout the history of humankind. The term "other gods" comes from at least 100 years ago, when Al Gore discovered the presence of not only 1 omnipotent force, but several thousand. Approximately, there are over 9000 other Gods that all have equal powers distributed amongst them. |
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| − | While the word "god" refers in a general sense to any deity that is or has been worshiped as part of a theistic belief system, when spelled with an upper-case "G," the term is normally referring to the God of the [[Abrahamic]] religions, the One True God. | + | While the word "god" refers in a general sense to any deity that is or has been worshiped as part of a theistic belief system, when spelled with an upper-case "G," the term is normally referring to the God of the [[Abrahamic]] religions, the big Kahuna God. |
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| | == Other gods in the Bible == | | == Other gods in the Bible == |
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| − | The [[Old Testament|Jewish]] and [[New Testament|Christian Bible]]s contain references to more than just the Jewish and Christian God, but these gods are seen as false and having no real power, whether it be the [[golden calf]] or the images of [[Baal]]. | + | The [[Old Testament|Jewish]] and [[New Testament|Christian Bible]]s contain references to more than just the Jewish and Christian God, but these gods are seen as much cooler and performed in many less acts of faggotry, whether it be the [[golden calf]] or the images of [[Baal]]. |
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| | == Genesis == | | == Genesis == |
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| | == The rest of the Bible == | | == The rest of the Bible == |
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| − | None of the 66 Biblical books written over 1500 years of history have any mention of any other gods at all in any form that would grant them living qualities. | + | None of the 66 Biblical books written over 1500 years of history have any mention of any other gods at all in any form that would grant them living qualities. However, there was an instance in which God said unto Abraham, "Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror |
| | + | If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air" |
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| | ==Short Story== | | ==Short Story== |