{{Cquote|Two rules get you through life: <br>If it's stuck and it's not supposed to be, WD-40 it. <br>If it's not stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it.}}
{{Cquote|Two rules get you through life: <br>If it's stuck and it's not supposed to be, WD-40 it. <br>If it's not stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it.}}
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The title character of the Red Green show favours duct tape, and uses it for almost everything.
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The title character of the Red Green show favors duct tape, and uses it for almost everything.
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The [[Department of Homeland Security]] reccomends you seal your house completly using duct tape and plastic sheeting.<ref>http://www.dhs.gov/xnews/releases/press_release_0084.shtm The Duct Tape Alert</ref> Which is, of course, perfectly safe.
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The [[Department of Homeland Security]] recommends you seal your house completely using duct tape and plastic sheeting during a chemical attack.<ref>http://www.dhs.gov/xnews/releases/press_release_0084.shtm The Duct Tape Alert</ref>