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| | <blockquote>"It is, Sir, as I have said, a small college. And yet there are those who love it."</blockquote> | | <blockquote>"It is, Sir, as I have said, a small college. And yet there are those who love it."</blockquote> |
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| − | One of the most glaring examples of the extreme liberal bent of the college's fraternity scene is a [[Co-educational Fraternity]] known as [[Phi Tau]]. Allowing young men and women to not only sleep under the same roof, but to share toilet and shower facilities, [[Phi Tau]] tolerates, nay, outright encourages [[promiscuousness]] and [[deviant sexual behavior]].
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| − | With regards to academics, Dartmouth excels specifically in the humanities and economics, turning out a high number of [[investment bankers]]. However, despite its best efforts (including a brand-new mathematics building), Dartmouth's purer sciences are sub-par. As with most institutions of mathematics or physical scientists, Kemeny Hall (mathematics0 and Wilder Hall (physics) are teeming with [[evolutionists]] and [[atheists]].
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| − | In the past, Dartmouth's mascot was "The Indian," which was thrown out due to allegations of [[racism]]. Currently, there are several groups on campus pushing for sundry mascots. The two main contenders, though, seem to be:
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| − | The Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern: Keggy the Keg<br>
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| − | Though "The Dartmoose" is far more logical and "huggable", Keggy is the massive frontrunner, again pointing to the college's love of drinking and [[debauchery]].
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| | ==References== | | ==References== |
| | *[http://www.dartmouth.edu/ Official website] | | *[http://www.dartmouth.edu/ Official website] |
| − | *[http://www.thedartmouth.com/ College Newspaper]
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| | <References/> | | <References/> |
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| | [[Category:Colleges]] | | [[Category:Colleges]] |