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| | + | ==Basic Info== |
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| | Name: Classified | | Name: Classified |
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| | Age: Classified | | Age: Classified |
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| − | Location: United States, State Classified | + | Location: People's Republik ov Illinois, United States |
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| | Profession: Classified | | Profession: Classified |
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| − | Interests- | + | Religion: LCMS Lutheran |
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| | + | ==Interests== |
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| | Music: Classic Rock, Modern Country, Bowling for Soup, The Blues Brothers, John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, Dethklok, The Confession, and Avenegd Sevenfold. | | Music: Classic Rock, Modern Country, Bowling for Soup, The Blues Brothers, John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, Dethklok, The Confession, and Avenegd Sevenfold. |
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| | Top Issue: 2nd Amendment Rights | | Top Issue: 2nd Amendment Rights |
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| − | Favorite Firearms- | + | ==Favorite Firearms== |
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| | Rifle: Colt AR-15 A2 Carbine (5.56x45mm) | | Rifle: Colt AR-15 A2 Carbine (5.56x45mm) |
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| | Grenade Launcher: China Lake NATIC (40mm) | | Grenade Launcher: China Lake NATIC (40mm) |
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| | + | ==Proud Sevenfoldist== |
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| | + | Some of my preferences when it comes to the greatest rock band in existence, Avenged Sevenfold: |
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| | + | Favorite Member: Brian Haner, Jr. AKA Synyster Gates |
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| | + | Favorite Album: Avenged Sevenfold |
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| | + | Favorite Song (Speed Metal): Almost Easy |
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| | + | Favorite Song (Country): Dear God |
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| | + | Favorite Song (Rock): Afterlife |
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| | + | Favorite Song (Military): Critical Acclaim |
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| | + | Favorite Song (Overall): Dear God |
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| | + | Favorite Instrument: Synyster Gates' Schecter Synyster Custom |
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| | + | Favorite Music Video: Almost Easy |
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| | + | Favorite Guitar Solo: TIE: 1. Syn's Solo; 2. Beast And The Harlot |
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| | + | Favorite Synyster Era: Long Hair/Black Fedora |
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| | + | Favorite Venue: Congress Theatre, Chicago, Illinois, USA |
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| | + | ==Weird Factoidz== |
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| | + | ...has adopted the catchphrase "SCHWING!!!!" |
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| | + | ...has driven by the "Scatchell's" seen in Wayne's World |
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| | + | ...100% supports the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and our troops along with them |
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| | + | ...supports President Bush |
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| | + | ...has listed his favorite president as Ronald Wilson Reagan, and actually broke down in tears while watching his funeral on Fox News |
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| | + | ...recognizes the undeniable truth that cats are the supreme rulers of humanity |
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| | + | ...seems to be an apparent magnet for bisexual women, despite his Christian credentials |
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| | + | ...loves Avenged Sevenfold |
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| | + | ...is a huge fan of Larry Elder and Michael Savage |
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| | + | ...is Anti-CAIR |
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| | + | ...100% supports Israel, and wishes the US would adopt Israel's firearms policies |
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| | + | ...loves Avenged Sevenfold |
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| | + | ...loves intelligent conversations |
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| | + | ...is a big First Person Shooter fan |
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| | + | ...is extremely random, as well as manually controllably psychotic out of his own free will |
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| | + | ...loves Avenged Sevenfold |
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| | + | ...loves Avenged Sevenfold |
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| | + | ...loves Avenged Sevenfold |