| | The Bond Period, also referred to as the Jamesonian Era, was undoubtedly the height of the Egyptian Empire, before its fall in 525 BC. The legendary sun god, James Bond, arrived to rule with a corporeal form and an iron, yet dainty fist. His guiding light was enough to salvage what remained of Egypt's former glory, revolutionising their culture and general way of life. All enemies were crushed under his reinforced cavalry, now utilising Aston Martins instead of horses. Egypt would have undoubtedly conquered the world, were it not for the advance of the resentful and jealous royal family. While Egypt as a whole functioned marvelously under his reign, the Pharaohs had dwindled in power and stature. As a result, he was betrayed by the next successive Pharaoh, Doctrium Know'e, who managed to shoot him in the spine. The shot did nothing, however James Bond was bored and decided to return to the sun. Following this dramatic turn of events, Pharaoh Doctrium Know'e was murdered by his pet cat, Whiskers. And with that, Whiskers garnered complete and utter control over the Egyptian Empire, enslaving the people and forcing then into factory production facilities under his dictatorial reign. | | The Bond Period, also referred to as the Jamesonian Era, was undoubtedly the height of the Egyptian Empire, before its fall in 525 BC. The legendary sun god, James Bond, arrived to rule with a corporeal form and an iron, yet dainty fist. His guiding light was enough to salvage what remained of Egypt's former glory, revolutionising their culture and general way of life. All enemies were crushed under his reinforced cavalry, now utilising Aston Martins instead of horses. Egypt would have undoubtedly conquered the world, were it not for the advance of the resentful and jealous royal family. While Egypt as a whole functioned marvelously under his reign, the Pharaohs had dwindled in power and stature. As a result, he was betrayed by the next successive Pharaoh, Doctrium Know'e, who managed to shoot him in the spine. The shot did nothing, however James Bond was bored and decided to return to the sun. Following this dramatic turn of events, Pharaoh Doctrium Know'e was murdered by his pet cat, Whiskers. And with that, Whiskers garnered complete and utter control over the Egyptian Empire, enslaving the people and forcing then into factory production facilities under his dictatorial reign. |
| | The dominion of Cats drove the Egyptian empire to it's ruin, as it's borders were weakened and gradually conquered due to every citizen being trapped in Whisker's Cat Food induced slavery. But it was the people's faith that kept Egypt alive. They prayed for a saviour, and so, James Bond sent down his trusty companion out of guilt and pity. The great Canine God, Clifford, descended upon what remained of Egypt, smiting Whiskers and instilling power back into the royal bloodline of Pharaohs. Though Egypt would never return to it's golden period under James Bond, Clifford gave the people freedom, and a chance to carry on the ways of the Egyptians. As the penultimate period in the Egyptian Empire's glorious reign, perhaps without the dereliction of Whiskers, Egypt would have continued on for centuries more. | | The dominion of Cats drove the Egyptian empire to it's ruin, as it's borders were weakened and gradually conquered due to every citizen being trapped in Whisker's Cat Food induced slavery. But it was the people's faith that kept Egypt alive. They prayed for a saviour, and so, James Bond sent down his trusty companion out of guilt and pity. The great Canine God, Clifford, descended upon what remained of Egypt, smiting Whiskers and instilling power back into the royal bloodline of Pharaohs. Though Egypt would never return to it's golden period under James Bond, Clifford gave the people freedom, and a chance to carry on the ways of the Egyptians. As the penultimate period in the Egyptian Empire's glorious reign, perhaps without the dereliction of Whiskers, Egypt would have continued on for centuries more. |