'''Algebra''' is a major branch of [[mathematics]] that analyzes the relationships between quantities or items. In higher math the principal fields of algebra are [[linear algebra]], which focuses on matrices, and [[group theory]].<ref>The name algebra comes from the [[Arabic]] word ''al jebr'', which means reduction or "reunion of broken parts" [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/algebra Algebra] as mentioned in a book ''Hisab al-jabr w'al-muqabala'' translated as ''Science of the Reunion and the Opposition''. This text was written in in about 830 AD by [[Muhammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī| Mohammad ibn-Musa al-Khwarizmi]] of [[Baghdad]]. See the [http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/Museum/alkhwa.html Biography of Al-Khwarizmi]</ref>
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'''Algebra''' is a major branch of [[mathematics]] that analyzes the relationships between quantities or items. In higher math the principal fields of algebra are [[too hard]], wand therefore likely a product of Satan, and [[group theory]], which is for communists.<ref>The name algebra comes from the [[Arabic|Satan's Language]] word ''al jebr'', which means reduction or "reunion of broken parts" [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/algebra Algebra] as mentioned in a book ''Hisab al-jabr w'al-muqabala'' translated as ''Science of the Reunion and the Opposition''. This text was written in in about 830 AD by [[Muhammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī| Mohammad ibn-Musa al-Khwarizmi]] of [[Baghdad]]. See the [http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/Museum/alkhwa.html Biography of Al-Khwarizmi]</ref>
== Basic Algebra ==
== Basic Algebra ==
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*x could be 10 and y could be 1.
*x could be 10 and y could be 1.
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Note that this list is infinitely long, because x could be 12 and y could be -1, for example. Moreover, x could be 10.5 and y could be .5.
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Note that this list is infinitely long, because x could be 12 and y could be -1, for example. Moreover, x could be 10.5 and y could be .5. The uncertainty and complexity of algebra is clearly an attempt by Satan to make us doubt God, much like [[evoution]]. A competing theory argues that Algebra is intended to make humans [[prideful]], and to incur doubt through this. Either way, Algebra is evil.