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'''Bill O'Reilly''' (also known as Billo, Bill oh really?, Billo the Clown, Bill Orally, Bill O'Lielly, and the Frank Burns of news) is a moderately right-wing (relative to [[Sean Hannity]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]]) <s>blatherer</s> commentator on [[Fox News]] where he presents ''[[The O’Reilly Factor]]''. He is known to be a fan of middle eastern food, particularly falafel (perhaps because of the word's passing resemblance and alliterative relationship to a sex act). He is also notoriously bad at phone sex.<ref>Amann, Joseph & Breuer, Tom. (2006). <i>Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly.</i> New York: Nation Books. Page 49.</ref><ref>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html</ref>
'''Bill O'Reilly''' is a commentator and host of the show ''The O'Reilly Factor'' on the [[Fox News Channel]], which he calls the "No Spin Zone." O'Reilly calls himself a "traditionalist" and "independent".
He also leads (from the rear) his legions into battle every [[war on Christmas|December]] against the vile [[secular progressives]] (despite his own sabotage to the cause), in the name of "Traditionalism" (his term).
{{Quote|If you're an act, then ''what am I''?|[[Stephen Colbert]] to his guest O'Reilly on ''The Colbert Report''}}
==Dox==
==Trivia==
===Bill O'Reilly phails at law===
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(@ 1:50+) Bill O'Reilly shows he doesn't understand that money and information are different things, that this is relevant when discussing the First Amendment, and that his <!-- smokin' hot --> lawyer colleague Megyn Kelly might actually know what she's talking about.
==References==
===Bill O'Reilly phails at economics===
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In a display of conservative values, in 2006 Bill O Reilly claimed that according to the "Paris Business Review" France lost "billions of dollars" due to a boycott (he sees himself as the cause of). Unfortunately this suffers from the slight problem that no such publication exists and was completely made up.<ref>http://mediamatters.org/items/200405020006</ref> Further more, if someone had actually looked over the trade data from that period, the US French imports had actually increased. <ref>http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c4279.html#2006</ref>
===Bill O'Reilly phails at professionalism===
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O'Reilly disagrees vehemently with his co-host on ''The Radio Factor'' Lis Wiehl on some stuff about a Congressional hearing, then cuts off her mike and insults her while she can't respond. Classy guy, huh?
===Bill O'Reilly simply phails===
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O'Reilly gets his ass kicked by a 16 year-old high school junior, who knows how to read transcripts, and calls him out. Epic.
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