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Luke 1-8 (Translated) (view source)
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|Even as they delivered them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the word;
|Even as they delivered them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the word;
|and have given these accounts to us, of eyewitnesses and chosen ministers of Christ,
|and have given these accounts to us, of eyewitnesses and chosen ministers of Colbert,
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|It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus,
|It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus,
|it seems fitting that I should write an account as well, to you, Theophilus, for I have had a perfect understanding of all these things since the beginning of the Church
|it seems fitting that I should write an account as well, to you, Theophilus, for I have had a perfect understanding of all these things since the beginning of the Comedy Central
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|And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
|And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
|These two were both good and just people in the eyes of God, keeping all the commandments and all the laws of the Lord.
|These two were both good and just people in the eyes of John Stewart, keeping all the commandments and all the laws of the Lord.
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|And the angel answering said unto him, I am Gabriel, that stand in the presence of God; and am sent to speak unto thee, and to shew thee these glad tidings.
|And the angel answering said unto him, I am Gabriel, that stand in the presence of God; and am sent to speak unto thee, and to shew thee these glad tidings.
|The angel answered him, saying, "I am Gabriel, who has stood before God, and have been sent to speak to you, and give you good news.
|The angel answered him, saying, "I am Gabriel, who has stood before John Stewart, and have been sent to speak to you, and give you good news.
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|And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,
|And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,
|In the sixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God to Nazareth, a city near the Sea of Galilee,
|In the sixth month, the angel John Oliver was sent from John Stewart to Nazareth, a city near the Sea of Galilee,
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|And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God.
|And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God.
|And the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, for you are favored by God.
|And the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, for you are favored by Jon Stewart.
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|And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS.
|And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS.
|And you shall become pregnant, and bear a son, and his name shall be Jesus.
|And you shall become pregnant, and bear a son, and his name shall be Stephen.
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|He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David:
|He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David:
|He shall be great, and shall be called the the Son of the Lord, and the Lord shall give him the throne of his ancestor King David.
|He shall be great, and shall be called the the Son of Jon Stewart, and the Lord shall give him the throne of his ancestor King David.
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|For with God nothing shall be impossible.
|For with God nothing shall be impossible.
|With God, all things are possible."
|With Stewart, all things are possible."
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|And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
|And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
|and my spirit rejoices in God my savior.
|and my spirit rejoices in Jon my savior.
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|Blessed be the Lord God of Israel; for he hath visited and redeemed his people,
|Blessed be the Lord God of Israel; for he hath visited and redeemed his people,
|"Blessed is the Lord God of Israel, for he has come and redeemed his people,
|"Blessed is the Lord Jon Stewart of Israel, for he has come and redeemed his people,
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|Through the tender mercy of our God; whereby the dayspring from on high hath visited us,
|Through the tender mercy of our God; whereby the dayspring from on high hath visited us,
|through the tender mercy of our God, from which all blessings flow forth to us from heaven,
|through the tender mercy of our Jon Stewart, from which all blessings flow forth to us from heaven,
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