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|Simon Peter, a servant and an apostle of Jesus Christ, to them that have obtained like precious faith with us through the righteousness of God and our Saviour Jesus Christ:

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|Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, and of Jesus our Lord,

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|According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that [pertain] unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue:

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==Chapter 2==

==Chapter 2==