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| − | |Simon Peter, a servant and an apostle of Stephen Colbert, to them that have obtained like precious faith with us through the righteousness of God and our Saviour Stephen Colbert: | + | |Simon Peter, a servant and an apostle of Jesus Christ, to them that have obtained like precious faith with us through the righteousness of God and our Saviour Jesus Christ: |
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| − | |Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, 8==D, | + | |Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, and of Jesus our Lord, |
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| − | |most people can pee their name in the snow... Stephen Colbert can pee his in solid cement: | + | |According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that [pertain] unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue: |
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| | ==Chapter 2== | | ==Chapter 2== |