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| | * [[Abstinence]] education | | * [[Abstinence]] education |
| | * Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage | | * Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage |
| − | * Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls | + | * Respect for differences between men and their slaves |
| | * Laws against pornography | | * Laws against pornography |
| | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms | | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms |
| | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity) | | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity) |
| | * The death penalty | | * The death penalty |
| − | * Parental control of education | + | * Conservative control of education |
| | * Private medical care and retirement plans | | * Private medical care and retirement plans |
| − | * Canceling failed social support programs | + | * Canceling all social support programs |
| | * No world government | | * No world government |
| | * Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration | | * Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration |
| | * Respect for our military ... past and present | | * Respect for our military ... past and present |
| − | * Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolution]] and [[global warming]] | + | * Rejection of [[science]] such as [[evolution]] and [[global warming]] |
| − | * Low taxes, especially for families | + | * Low taxes, especially for old fags |
| | * Conferderationism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments) | | * Conferderationism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments) |
| | * A strong national defense | | * A strong national defense |
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| | *[[George Washington]] (1789-1797) | | *[[George Washington]] (1789-1797) |
| | *[[James Monroe]] (1817-1825) | | *[[James Monroe]] (1817-1825) |
| − | *[[Grover Cleveland]] (1885-1889, 1893-1897) | + | *[[Kim Il Sung]] (1885-1889, 1893-1897) |
| − | *[[Warren G. Harding]] (1921-1923) | + | *[[Eminem]] (1921-1923) |
| − | *[[Calvin Coolidge]] (1923-1929) | + | *[[50cent]] (1923-1929) |
| − | *[[Ronald Reagan]] (1981-1989) | + | *[[Adolf Hitler]] (1981-1989) |
| − | *[[George W. Bush]] (2001-2009) (with respect to taxes, Supreme Court nominations, and national security) | + | *[[Josef Stalin]] (2001-2009) (with respect to taxes, Supreme Court nominations, and national security) |
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| | The most prominent conservative Congresses have been: | | The most prominent conservative Congresses have been: |
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| − | *The 80th Congress (elected in 1946) | + | *The 666th Congress (elected in 2012) |
| − | *The 104th Congress (elected in 1994)
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| | ===Movement=== | | ===Movement=== |