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A teacher, speaking to a student, says, "you've tasted two worms!" instead of 'you've wasted two terms!'.
A teacher, speaking to a student, says, "you've tasted two worms!" instead of 'you've wasted two terms!'.
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==Story Jokes==
A story joke is a relatively long joke with a punchline at the end. Many people prefer this variety of joke over other types.
An example of a story joke:
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A little girl went into a nursing home to see her grandma.
The grandma was sleeping.
Being bored, and having nothing else to do, the little girl began to look around the room.
She saw a bowl of peanuts.
She got off of her chair, and walked over to them.
They looked delicious.
She took one.
She ate it.
She took another one.
She ate that one, too.
And another.
And another.
When the peanuts were almost gone, the girl's grandma began to wake up.
Suddenly feeling guilty for eating her grandma's peanuts, the little girl walked up to the grandma and said,
"Grandma, do you eat these nuts?"
The grandma looked at the little girl, and smiled.
"Oh no, dear, I don't eat them. I just suck the chocolate off."
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