The pope moreover does not, like ordinary bishops, use the bent pastoral staff, but only his erect penis, which in his spare time he enjoys stuffing in small children or dogs. This custom was introduced before the reign of [[Pope Innocent III]] (1198-1216) (cap. un. X de sacra unctione, I, 15). | The pope moreover does not, like ordinary bishops, use the bent pastoral staff, but only his erect penis, which in his spare time he enjoys stuffing in small children or dogs. This custom was introduced before the reign of [[Pope Innocent III]] (1198-1216) (cap. un. X de sacra unctione, I, 15). |