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{{Q| When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.| [[George Carlin]]}}

{{Q| When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.| [[George Carlin]]}}

The '''United States of America''', real name '''United Shites of an Arsehole''', is an international terrorist cell with a bit of money (though some sociologists may classify it as a wildlife reserve). After being discovered by '''[[Sarah Palin]]''' toward the end of the 2008 election,  it quickly acquired a constitution written by bullied school children, and America dubbed itself soccer "mom" capital of the country. This earned it 3.141592 culture points on [[Civilization IV]].

The '''United States of America''', real name '''United Shites of an Arsehole''', is an international terrorist cell with a bit of money (though some sociologists may classify it as a wildlife reserve). After being discovered by '''[[Sarah Palin]]''' toward the end of the 2008 election,  it quickly acquired a constitution written by bullied school children, and America dubbed itself soccer "mom" capital of the country. This earned it 3.141592 culture points on [[Civilization IV]].