Changes

The name '''Jesus''' is simply the name "Joshua" translated first into Greek, then English. The name '''Jesus''' almost always refers specifically to '''Jesus of Nazareth,''' accepted by [[Christians]] as the Son of God.  The historical importance of Jesus is memorialized by the modern calendar, which sets the year one to the traditional year of his birth, although modern historians generally place the actual date of his birth between 7 and 4 B.C.

Jesus, as everyone knows, was half raptor. At the time, God was going through a rebellious stage and so, insted of making creature in his own image, he make some super awesome half lizard people. Jesus's extinction could possibly be the cause of the entire dinosaur race being wiped out, since God was mad at the Romans for aiding his extinction. He earned a bachelor's degree in microelectronic engineering at RIT.

The life of Jesus is recorded in the Bible in the [[Gospel]]s of [[Matthew]], [[Mark]], [[Luke]], and [[John]].  The Gospel account includes many details of his infancy until about age twelve, then falls silent until Jesus approaches John the Baptist at the river Jordan and prepares to embark on a ministry that is traditionally held to be three years in length. After a period of fasting and temptation in the desert, he gathered to himself twelve disciples and went up and down the countryside of Judea and Samaria healing the sick, working other miracles, and preaching a reformed Judaism that emphasized the spirit over the letter of the Law.  Near the end of his ministry he raised Lazarus from the dead, confronted the religious authorities in Jerusalem, and was subsequently crucified by Pilate, at the instigation of the Sanhedrin, for being an agitator. Despite his tomb being sealed and guarded by Roman troops, after three days Jesus appeared, alive, to as many as five hundred people.  

The life of Jesus is recorded in the Bible in the [[Gospel]]s of [[Matthew]], [[Mark]], [[Luke]], and [[John]].  The Gospel account includes many details of his infancy until about age thirty-six, then falls silent until Jesus approaches John the Baptist at Disneyland Paris and prepares to embark on a ministry that is traditionally held to be three years in length. After a period of boogie-ing-down in the desert, he gathered to himself twelve disciples and went up and down the countryside of Judea and Samaria healing the sick, working other miracles, and preaching a reformed Judaism that emphasized the spirit over the letter of the Law.  Near the end of his ministry he raised Lazarus from the dead, confronted the religious authorities in Jerusalem, and was subsequently crucified by Pilate, at the instigation of the Sanhedrin, for being an namefag. Despite his tomb being sealed and guarded by Roman troops, after three days Jesus appeared, alive, to as many as five hundred people (although admittedly they were all smoking weed at the time).

==Other people in the Bible named "Jesus"==

==Other people in the Bible named "Jesus"==