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Essay:Greatest Conservative Songs (view source)
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# [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM4lDtsV-9Q "Let me call you sweetheart"] - We all know that the truly sweet women are [[conservative]]s and all the feminazis are [[liberal]]s.
# [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM4lDtsV-9Q "Let me call you sweetheart"] – We all know that the truly sweet women are [[conservative|conservatives]] and all the feminazis are [[liberal|liberals]].
# [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--cqAI3IUI "Wouldn't It Be Nice"] by the [[Beach Boys]] – Pro-marriage.
# [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--cqAI3IUI "Wouldn't It Be Nice"] by the [[Beach Boys]] – Pro-marriage.
# [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5RkzbHb-w "You Can't Hurry Love (You Just Have to Wait)"] – Abstinence for rock fans. The versions by [[The Supremes]] and Phil Collins were popular.
# [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5RkzbHb-w "You Can't Hurry Love (You Just Have to Wait)"] – Abstinence for rock fans. The versions by [[The Supremes]] and Phil Collins were popular.
# "Lazy" by Deep Purple – Criticizes lazy liberals and lazy, fat atheists.
# "Lazy" by Deep Purple – Criticizes lazy liberals and lazy, fat atheists.
# "Computer Camp Love" by Datarock – Mentions God and, more importantly, abstinence: "Her name is Judy/That’s a nice name/Yeah, she’s a nice girl/Big deal, did you get in her pants/She’s not that kind of a girl, booger"
# "Computer Camp Love" by Datarock – Mentions God and, more importantly, abstinence: "Her name is Judy/That’s a nice name/Yeah, she’s a nice girl/Big deal, did you get in her pants/She’s not that kind of a girl, booger"
# "The Winner Takes It All" by ABBA – A song supporting the superior electoral college system, where the winner in a state gets all of the electoral votes. This is opposing the liberal proposition that elections be based on popular vote, which stemmed from Al Gore's loss during the 2000 elections.
# "Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones – A satire of evolution and the idea that man descended from primates.
# "Sleep Away" by Bob Acri – Bob Acri was a very conservative Christian, and with each of his songs he tried to tell the story of the immorality of liberals. This song is no exception, and is even more notable as it is one of the most widespread songs ever. In an informal survey, it was found that approximately 100% of Windows 7 users have this song in their music libraries.
# "Darling Nikki" by Foo Fighters – Satires those who do not engage in abstinence and eventually pay for it.
# "The Feel Good Drag" by Anberlin – Criticizes Islamic values, such as polygamy.
# "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy – Pro-military.
# "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton – A sort of anthem for the perseverance and goodwill of Conservatives: "We do what we must because we can/for the good of all of us." Also about the importance of hard work to attain luxuries, such as cake, something those obese atheists sure eat a lot of (with very little hard work, I might add!).
# "Adrift" by Barenaked Ladies – A man goes insane after he "said goodbye" to his love, Jesus. Preaches the power of religion to make everyday life much easier.
# "Beautiful Disaster" by 311 – About how liberals will twist many disasters and such to fit their own agendas.
# "Mad World" by Gary Jules – Criticizes the [[liberal creep]] occurring in our everyday life, making the world quite "mad," indeed. Specifically addresses the dehumanization of public schools: "Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson/Look right through me/Look right through me."